The only path by which another person can upset you is through your own thought.

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drow...

Happiness is just how you feel when you don't feel miserable.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it.

People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest ...