Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it.

The secret to happiness is low expectations.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

If you want to be happy, be.

It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest ...