Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Think good, and good follows. Think evil, and evil follows. You are what you think all day long.

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.

You will get all you want in life, if you help enough other people get what they want.

Animals are my friends and I don't eat my friends.

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.